Conclusion: Easily a more awesome shota than Nagisa
Mikasa do you do fucking steroids or something
You just violently threw a whole child carrying wood against a wall with enough force to shatter the wood.
Damn, no wonder the Titans took 100 years to re-appear.
"Dude, we should attack the wall"
"What, are you nuts!? Mikasa will punch the shit out of us, no, count me out."
She doesn’t even need the swords, I bet. She just drives her hands on their necks or something, I’m calling it.
i CANT B REAHT
But! But but but!
Sam DOES follow, just not right away. Sam lives a long, prosperous, ridiculously happy life in Hobbiton with Rosie, with whom he has many children. He was mayor of Hobbiton SEVEN times until he retired at age 96, oversaw the establishment of the Shire as its own independent land, and was personally given the Star of the Dunedain by King Elessar as a gesture of friendship and love. But when Rosie passed away on Mid-Year’s day, Sam rode out from Bag End on September 22nd for the last time and finally followed Frodo to Valinor as the third and last Ringbearer to do so at the grand old age of 104.
He did exactly as Frodo asked him to. He was whole, and happy, and he enjoyed and did more than he could have ever imagined when he was a humble gardener listening in for tales of the Elves. And when he had lived out his life in peace and absolute happiness he earned his reward and followed Frodo home.
DON’T TOUCH ME OH MY ERU.
So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
how the FUCK do you justify not giving a human food, shelter, and medical care because of “a religious belief”???????? where the fuck in the bible does it say “if someone’s gay they don’t deserve the bare essentials necessary to live”??????
Provinces of Poland
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
So I told my mom that I was asexual, and she didn’t believe me. She told me I had a hormone problem, and took me to get checked for tumors.
Please reblog this if you are asexual, or believe that it is possible for one person to not feel sexual attraction to either gender.
(I kinda wanna show her up)
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
Hiccup: I can't believe it's not butter
fucking mattresses how they do work
FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.
First ‘Attack On Titan’ Anime Dub Cast Revealed
FUNimation is bringing out some of the cast for their upcoming June 3rd, 2014 onslaught of Attack on Titan releases and not surprisingly, they’re going to work around the edges a bit before getting to the main cast….